No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
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