Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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