Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Shame - the story of my life.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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