oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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