Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
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