How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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