Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
no more duck duck goose at the bar
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
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