so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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