i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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