she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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