Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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