You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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