We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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