he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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