i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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