I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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