therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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