whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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