did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
