my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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