So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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