if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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