Heybabeimwearingurpanties
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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