If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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