oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I just want to make out with him forever
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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