perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
These tits shall not be calmed
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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