just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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