People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
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