I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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