The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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