In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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