11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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