i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
well you can't waste a boner
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
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