do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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