You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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