bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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