and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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