I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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