I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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