They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
You should frame my arrest warrant.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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