Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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