I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
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