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It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
