I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
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