Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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