As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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