Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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