Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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