I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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