Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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